I work mostly with Lenormand, a cartomancy tradition dating back to the 1700s. My readings are intuitive, blunt and cheeky. I tell it like it is. Yes, that means your ex probably isn't coming back. And if you don't actually need a reading, I'll tell you that too.
No sugarcoating, no AI. Just me, my cards and questionable amounts of coffee.
All readings are written by me. I'm old-school that way. If you are considering a reading with me, please check out the FAQ first. It will answer most questions and help you get started.
Usually delivered within 3–7 days. Please read the FAQ before booking.
In the Petit Lenormand, simple and direct symbols are read in combination. Turn your cards and read them as one message.
Preparing your cards…
One possible combination
An example of joining symbols, rather than a message about your circumstances.
Just for fun. This card draw is a game and a teaser only. It is not a reading and is not part of my readings or services. Cards are drawn at random.
Pick the reading that fits your question.
Your reading’s Youform opens, with payment instructions.
A PDF, or an email/message for the mini.
Not sure which to choose? Message me before ordering.
One question, one answer. A few lines of guidance for one burning question. Quick insight only.
I can send this reading by email or DM via FB, IG or Telegram. Please state your preferred platform when placing your order.
A short, focused reading about their true feelings and intentions, so you know where you stand. Works for romance, work or any other context.
You must actually know or be energetically connected with the person you are asking about.
Insight into your love life, relationships and the dynamics between you. Get clarity on that romance, friendship or situationship. LGBTQ-friendly 🌈
Standard · US$50: 3 questions.
Extended · US$90: 5 questions plus intuitive messages.
Bring your questions about work, career direction, financial outlook, money, stocks or crypto.
Standard · US$50: 3 questions.
Extended · US$90: 5 questions plus intuitive messages.
Readings offer spiritual insight and do not replace professional financial advice.
Life shifts, decision-making, family dynamics, self-development or anything else you want insight on beyond love, career or money.
Standard · US$50: 3 questions.
Extended · US$90: 5 questions plus intuitive messages.
A gentle, supportive space to untangle confusion and reconnect with who you truly are. Spiritual support, with shadow work woven in.
Created with deep empathy for survivors of emotional abuse and anyone seeking metaphysical support on their healing journey.
What you get: A custom PDF report based on the cards drawn for your questions, trauma bond and emotional history, helping you understand the cycle that kept you stuck. Additional readings pinpoint where to focus your healing.
Healing is not a straight path. It can be raw, messy and uncomfortable. Please book only if you are ready to look inward with honesty.
This reading offers spiritual support and is not a substitute for professional therapy or medical advice.
All 36 cards. Le Grand Tableau literally means “The Big Picture.” Ideal for year-ahead readings, big life themes or complex situations with multiple concerns.
What you get: A full 36-card reading, meticulously prepared in a custom PDF report. Includes a summary for quick reference and one follow-up question.
The Grand Tableau focuses on the big picture rather than fine details. For specific questions, choose one of the smaller, more targeted readings.
All prices are in US dollars. Booking opens your reading’s Youform, with your payment instructions there. Use your browser’s back button to return here. For ages 18 and above. Please read the FAQ and Store Policy & House Rules first.
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