A Few Things to Know

Readings are for insight and guidance, and by law must be considered entertainment. They are not a substitute for professional advice in areas such as medical, legal, or financial matters. Please use your own judgment and discernment when making decisions.

Clients must be aged 18 or older.

All sales are final with no refunds or exchanges.

No legal/medical/pregnancy questions.

Readings are delivered in an honest and forthright manner.

What the cards say may not be what you wish to hear. Refunds are not given if you don't like your reading.

Ask only about yourself, someone you know personally, or a situation you are directly involved in.

Questions about strangers or anything unethical or illegal are not permitted.

I may reword questions to put you at the center of every reading and for the best results.

I interpret the cards to the best of my abilities to answer your questions. However, such readings are subject to individual interpretation and should never be taken as an absolute.

No ethical reader will claim to be 100% accurate. You should approach all readings with an open curious mind but check in with your own common sense.

I reserve the right to decline a reading at my discretion. If that happens, any payment you made will be fully refunded.

aka The Mystical Woo-Woo You Came For

🌙 Divine timing matters. Everything happens at a specific time for a specific reason.

🌙 As an intuitive with a range of clair-senses including clairsentience and claircognizance, I aim to bring clarity and context but I cannot work miracles.

🌙 I do not sell spells, rituals or mystical trinkets. I cannot make someone love you, stay with you or come back to you. Attempting to bind someone who didn’t choose you in the first place just keeps you karmically stuck and unhappy. Your energy is better spent getting on with your own life.

🌙 There may be rare occasions when I’m unable to connect clearly with a client's energy. When this happens, it is simply a matter of energetic compatibility and is never personal. If I am unable to provide a meaningful reading, your order will be fully refunded.

🌙 Give your reading reasonable time to unfold. Predictions may manifest immediately or long after the reading. Time is said to be non-linear in the spirit world. Quantum theory and the space–time continuum also suggest that past, present, and future can interact in ways that are not strictly linear from our human perspective. Therefore, timing is not guaranteed and I do not recommend frequent readings or multiple readings on the same topic.

🌙 Readings are based on your current energies and choices which may shift and change based on actions taken by you or others. The Universe does not stand still. Neither do humans.

🌙 Readings do not take away your free will. You remain free to keep going in the same direction or change the outcome by choosing a different path or person.

🌙 Some events are unforeseeable or unavoidable but they do not represent a complete blueprint of your life.

🌙 No matter how bleak and exhausting your situation may seem, I want you to know that no obstacle is permanent. As a wise friend once said to me, "There's no such thing as the wrong road, only a longer road!"